I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS
The cutest thing ever.
Click here to watch some of The Colbert Report’s best guests, including Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Opinions are not fact.
kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho
Turn the fuck up MTV
My family has always been private about our time spent together. It was our way of keeping one thing that was ours, with a man we shared with an entire world. But now that’s gone, and I feel stripped bare.
My last day with him was his birthday and I will be forever grateful that my brothers and I got to spend that time alone with him, sharing gifts and laughter. He was always warm, even in his darkest moments.
While I’ll never, ever understand how he could be loved so deeply and not find it in his heart to stay, there’s minor comfort in knowing our grief and loss, in some small way, is shared with millions. It doesn’t help the pain, but at least it’s a burden countless others now know we carry, and so many have offered to help lighten the load. Thank you for that.
To those he touched who are sending kind words, know that one of his favourite things in the world was to make you all laugh. As for those who are sending negativity, know that some small, giggling part of him is sending a flock of pigeons to your house to poop on your car. Right after you’ve had it washed. After all, he loved to laugh too…
- Zelda Williams
"I want a show that’s filled with intelligent and crude humor."
"I want a show with spies, gun fights, cyborgs, and car chases."
"I want a show with female characters that are smart, funny, and badass."
"I want a show with an overweight character and a gay character that aren’t there to just be made fun of."
"I want a show with an interracial couple."
"I want a show that is consistent with it’s own canon and makes a bunch of nerdy references."
"I want a show-"
1930’s Dental Phantom. Dentists used to work on these steel gums & teeth for practice. The rubber face was so it would be more “human” to work with.
|—||Jesus fuck I miss you (via jessielou24)|